How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

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Chuck a stanger

To make a u turn under extream duress

Dude, you totally had too chuck a stanger to avoid that crazed Hooker.........

by Dildozermaniac October 5, 2015

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Chuck Nasty

The process of cumming into your hand and slapping your sexual partner on the face or butt.

I was banging this chick and came in my hand. I didn't know what to do with it, so I gave her the Chuck Nasty.

by ChuckNasty_420_69 June 11, 2019

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Busting chucks

Working hard and fast, as if you were trying to wear through a pair of chucks.

Second shift was busy, we were busting chucks all night.

by Illnevertell July 28, 2013

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Chucked

When you are almost certain of fantasy football victory by 99% probability then the one player your opp9nent has left beats you with a 30 or a 40 burger.

I got this shit.....About 60 football minutes later........FUUUUUUUUUCK I got Chucked

by Wordmkr2 October 3, 2022

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