crazy card

a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

Cards

If you know what cards I have then you're cheating.

Hym "What do you have some kind of camera behind me? I don't think you know how card games work. You shouldn't know what cards I have..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Carded

when someone at a overage place asks to see your id to make sure you’re old enough to enter

person 1: omg! i got carded!
person 2: so?
person 1: it means i still look young!!
person 2: well-

by slayingmyday April 15, 2022

The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

by toapt July 19, 2024

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021