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Can you even vote anymore?

guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass
by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022
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Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011
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because i can and its free

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)
by Disclaimed October 22, 2007
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It's Cool We Can still be friends

One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."

Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"
by DiscoTrash August 30, 2006
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I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".
*looks at cow* I can milk you.
by BSposts July 7, 2020
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can i get a rip in the chat

When someone out of a group gets roasted
Person: you look like a burnt rat
Me: can i get a rip in the chat
by shadeyt November 7, 2018
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can I ask you something?

Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.

Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.
guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.
by awesomenessoftheboss May 1, 2014
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