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hong kong beef slab 

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT

airborn beef specialist 

Antwan failed his fifth GED exam, making him highly qualified as an Airborn Beef Specialist
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queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs
Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.

Fake Beef 

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'
Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.
Fake Beef by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018

jungle roll the beef curtians 

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

Chipping the Beef 

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.
Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.
Chipping the Beef by kmart420 December 9, 2012

roast beef 

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.
roast beef by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009