Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Asian Boi

Its eli in a nutshell

Eli is like a grape but a asian boi grape the grape is empty

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

National Asian day

This day is to celebrate asians
Laugh at them
Love them
Fuck ‘em
This day is on DECEMBER 12th

Stephonopolous: what day is it today

Leelee: It’s National Asian day

Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!

by Jo Mama Bitch December 11, 2019

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.

''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''

by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020