Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.

Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??

by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024

Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

Anthems: Free Bird/Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics ------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Capital City: Montgomery
Largest City metro area: Birmingham

Politics: Extremely Republican

Alabama sux

by IhateSouthTexas January 18, 2024

alabama rainforest

when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.

colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.

by alabamerrainforester August 6, 2022