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Alabama sleigh ride

When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.
Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride
by Biggg C February 26, 2023
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alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.
by PapiLey June 13, 2017
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Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023
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Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
by itslinacolada November 1, 2021
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alabama wetnap

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it.
I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it.
by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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