kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

AIDS

everybody has it nowadays

1: I Don't have AIDS.
2: WHAAATT?

by great value bleach July 2, 2018

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Aids

Someone or something that’s boring and/or just is trash in general

Tom “Wow that shot was aids!”
Jim: “yeah I got work on my threes”

by Catcatfricknads April 21, 2018

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you

You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.

by AtekZz January 13, 2019

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021