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kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021
mugGet the kool aid manmug.

AIDS

1: I Don't have AIDS.
2: WHAAATT?
by great value bleach July 2, 2018
mugGet the AIDSmug.

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025
mugGet the Sticky hearing aidmug.

Aids

Someone or something that’s boring and/or just is trash in general
Tom “Wow that shot was aids!”
Jim: “yeah I got work on my threes
by Catcatfricknads April 21, 2018
mugGet the Aidsmug.

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.
"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"
by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023
mugGet the Band-Aid AUmug.

AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you
You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.
by AtekZz January 13, 2019
mugGet the AIDSmug.

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
mugGet the if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDSmug.

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