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Dating

Me
Emma and I are dating
by frogonflower November 6, 2020
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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while
by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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dated

wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.
by datedforever February 4, 2022
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donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.
Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date
by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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