A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
Get the Straight Cardmug. The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
Get the Universal Nigga Cardmug. by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Dictionary, Bandana, Flag, Pokémon Trading Card Game, Metal Gear Ac!d<.7.9.7.6.>mug. ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
Get the leave my business cardmug. When New workers arrived, the workers would often have ti show the Boss a work card in order to get the job
by BSCJFer12 January 23, 2018
Get the work cardmug. When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025
Get the Diddy’s Card Readermug. When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)
by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017
Get the Pull your pimp cardmug.