Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd

Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better

by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019

slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.

How does that slave band feel on your finger.

by alteraki April 19, 2018

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

girls band cry

Anime that tell kids to stay in school.

Ey bro stay in school or you join girls band cry.

by willywillycow September 10, 2024

Was-band

An ex husband that you’re now dating again. He was your husband now he’s your boyfriend.

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noun
a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"

Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.

My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.

by Monkeytrouble77 February 14, 2023

break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

banded peak school

a yoke

fucking yoke of a place, Needs to be teared down. Banded peak school means short bus of schools.

by ducking loser July 13, 2017