shit

a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet

¨i think i have to shit¨

by Whatismyassdoingupsidedown June 9, 2022

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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

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no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020

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The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022

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Chicken shit

Somebody who waits until decades and decades after somebody's death to celebrate their death/downfall.

The chicken shit didnt want to be the only chicken shit celebrating the death/downfall of the person/statue of the person, so he or she got a whole group of people to spread the celebration like wildfire, that way it wouldn't be gloating or awkward for him or her.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

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