It was YOUR team!

No it was YOUR team!

A retard "It was YOUR team!"

A different (but equally retarded) retard "No, it was YOUR team!"

A retard "Less freedom for the not-me's!"

The other retard "LESS FREEDOM... For the not-me's!"

Retard "No not- The YOU'S!"

The second retard "No YOU! You're the one!"

Retard "No you!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Sack on your tonsil

Suck my Balls

I'll put my sack on your tonsil.

by FELIX "LEX" CERPA September 18, 2025

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

Jibbing Your Finn

:JIbbing Your Finn"

When Someone Jibbys There Finn Twin.

Finley:"Yo twin im gonna go jibb my finn"

Ethan:"yes Twin:"

Finley: Jibbing Your Finn is great

by Purple58 September 20, 2025

stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back

dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you

by bluebear January 14, 2025

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025