Throw up

I had a friend who was on meds. She took them everyday, and if she took the wrong one, it could be lethal. So one day, she took the wrong medicine. I noticed and told her. Her eyes went wide and we just looked at each other. I was not daring to move, as I don't know what would happen. She suddenly moaned in pain as she clutched her stomach. I was frozen in place, thinking that she was going to die. She looked at me in the eyes with the last of hope she had in her... but she just puked all over my face. I have never let her forget that day since.

Person 1: I don't feel so good.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: Barfs all over person 2
Person 2: what
Person 1: I just threw up on you! Get pranked!
Person 2: :(

Person 1: I am going to go throw up on someone else. See you!
Person 2: bye

by thepronooboy October 16, 2020

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Legendary Pull-Up

Executing a normal pull-up which is finished with the bar touching the chest rather than ending the movement when the chin is over the bar.

Yo that man is going Super Sayan! He just did 5 Legendary Pull-Ups in a row!

by Young King On Point October 17, 2020

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National Shut Up Carchi Day

October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.

“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”

by Johan Training October 18, 2020

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pack it up buttercup

I did and you did, but I did it first. You just did better.

Kiesha and Lisa finished their tests.
"I finished fort!" said Lisa
"I did better though." said Kiesha
"Pack it up buttercup,"says Lisa, obviously upset.

by _LASSIE_LASSIE_ October 19, 2020

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