aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

reckless shit

Wild shit to do with ur friends er and cat

WOW that girl is doing reckless shit

by Gisltn April 15, 2017

Type A Shit

A shit so hard and big it would rip you in half to excreate

When Bro's pissing me off so I low-key blast by type a shit plug at him

by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024