shit vibe

noun

1. significant other who gives you a hard time whenever you just want to relax and do a bunch of low quality drugs with your moronic friends.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife.

adjective

1. general feelings of anxiety or being judged when loose as shit on a bunch of bad cocaine when surrounded by people you actually hate.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife's general behaviour.

"Man I was just trying to have several grams of cocaine and 34 beers with the boys on a Tuesday and my woman keeps calling and screaming about how I'm a piece of shit. For fuck's sake I can't do anything right. She's so controlling."

"Yeah man she's a shit vibe."

by blurmbo May 28, 2021

Piece of Shit Ass Nigga

A nigga who’s a huge piece of shit. These mfs are not to be associated with.

I could never be a piece of shit ass nigga!

by Lilniggafert May 28, 2021

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

Bull shit

All of the conspiracy’s about the Denver international airport, we are literally just a bunch of pot heads who hike

All conspiracy’s about the Denver international airport are complete and total bull shit

by Windex_on_crack May 30, 2021

bull shit hour

When it’s the last hour of work and it all starts falling apart.

“It’s always some bull shit at the time I’m almost off”
Call it bull shit hour

by Afroquariux May 31, 2021

Shit

Just a more fun word for "stuff"

This shit shmacks yo!

This shit yours?

Shit

by JustMeTheChick May 31, 2021

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021