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No-Shit Month

the No-Shit Month its when you cant shit for 1 damn month.The No-Shit Month its at December,when December strikes you cant give eny shits to enyone and say "no shit" to every opinion,fact,meme or enything.
Examples of Using In Sentence/s
"No-Shit" Sherlock
"Bruh,No-Shit"
"No-Shit"
"No-FUCKING-Shit"
"Doing The No-Shit Month"
by YLPE October 14, 2022
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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
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sophisticated streamlined shit

Look at George over there, he is a sophisticated streamlined shit
by SomeRandomTom June 26, 2017
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Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.
by SsTe June 1, 2019
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Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.
Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024
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Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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Shit

Another name for feciese and also the brown thing that comes out of you ass
by Anonycrap September 29, 2019
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