shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

budday shit

an associate regarded with overall contempt of character

(man walks into a room, clearly a virgin at the age of 23) "whats up buddy shit", you spit with hatred

by Justin Roach June 24, 2003

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

by tripswitch August 19, 2024

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024