Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022

Shit slit

When the back connects directly to the legs and there is no butt at all, just a slit.

" That girl must of LMFAO way to much cause she got a shit slit!!!"

by Pmoney135 September 3, 2016