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A big nonce normally called Alfie. They are gay and have loads of fake friends and can’t deal with losing
Wow he’s a proper dick for cheating on you
by Luk_freemen78937 August 23, 2019
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dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick
by da gooose November 25, 2022
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domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.
That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.
by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021
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drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!
by i came all the way here October 11, 2023
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Tricky Dick

When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.
Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.
by Kindogg11 March 31, 2019
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Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023
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Suck My Dick

New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off
Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider

Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy
by Tdottty March 15, 2022
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