Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

by Death Menace August 16, 2023

Dirty Cristel

A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.

Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!

by Hehegaylord November 22, 2021

Dirty Treven

A dirty Treven is were you grab your partner around the waste and front flip and shoot that n***a in the leg

Crazy you got a dirty treven

by Lukaaaishim February 15, 2025

Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!

My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off

by anonymous July 28, 2025

A dirty kd

Wen u have a Small dick and your that fucked in your head u take your cock out on insta live and all your so called mates have it and show everyone and violate u about it

Yo i can’t believe i am a dirty kd

by Shhhdot March 21, 2022

Dirty Thijs

A very sexy guy that often yells "virginity for life!" He also looks immaculous.

Thijs- VIRIGINITY FOR LIFE!
Random guy- You're such a dirty thijs

by Thijs Lover February 17, 2022

Dirty Mick

The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex

"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"

by Blahnotaloserblah January 8, 2022