no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.

Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD

by julian rampual March 1, 2024

Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017