three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024

Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018

National boyfriends day part three

Where you celebrate them just because

Happy National boyfriends day part three

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!

Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.

by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023

Two-Three's

As in a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. In reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

Could be used to refer to Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, those two-three's be looking fire on your feet.
Hey, I see you kickin' in those two-three's.

by Loueeeh April 4, 2024

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

three roper

Whenever you nut and three separate strings of nut shoot out.

Mark: "Hey, did you see that video I sent you last night?"

James: "Yeah, bro, I can't believe you managed to do a three roper!"

by Herodotos March 26, 2024