Dirty Luke

In order to dirty Luke you must hunt down a possible sexual mate often found at secondary school parties once found a suitable mate corner then alone make sure they have drank plenty alcohol in order to make a move, when going in look like you are about to have a stroke and when they move in viciously bite their lips munching to the point of blood leaving your mark for ever then next day lie about shagging her in a tent to all your mates

YOU DID NOT JUST PULL A DIRTY LUKE!

by Goostaf March 20, 2023

Luke

Calm, cool, and collected. He his high key an ass but low key loves everyone. He is loner but enjoys it most of the time. Wise for his age and loves him family. He will do anything for anybody but might give them shit first, and very trust worthy and reliable; coolest guy ever. He also has a goofy side he doesn’t show everyone but once you get to know him he becomes the most lovable person in the world.

You know Luke? Yeah, he’s the best guy to hang out with.. Luke’s always there for me

by Carlie Goose March 29, 2019

luke

apsolute dumbass

stop being a luke

by FAXFORDABOIS June 23, 2020

Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.

by pk's mom September 3, 2020

luke grundy

A very small smart sexy man. Looks like dumbledore. Faps with his mum and his rabbits every night. He loves maths and milfs.

He is so sexy, he is such a luke grundy

by Bert69 June 11, 2022

Luke

Lesbian

Hey that Luke is such a lesbian

by ilikebigtitties6969 November 23, 2021

Luke

Luke is pretty great. He’s got brown hair and really pretty blue eyes that catch anyone else’s eye. He’s kind and caring and will listen to and love what you have to say. He’s outgoing and fun with a contagious laugh that turns heads. He can joke with and tease you in a kind way. He’s athletic, specifically in cross country and track and he’s musically talented as well. Luke is intuitive and willing to learn and grow. He’s hardworking and handsome as heck oh my gosh. He’s cute in a quiet way as in you won’t think he’s cute until you know him. That’s the best type of cute though. - eh

Best friend: hey
Me: hey
Me: so I talked to Luke today….
Best friend: omg stop talking about him
Me: I can’t he’s too amazing

by h anonymous November 23, 2021