Top Shagger

A descriptive term which is used to define a mans characteristics. They commonly like football, sex, alcohol, tea & tits. Top shaggers often acknowledge other Top shaggers by greeting each other by saying “top shagger” followed by a smile, nod and a thumbs up.
Yande: Oi Timi! Top shagger, o por o por!
Timi: Normal normal!
by Udunnoebouteet December 14, 2019
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top nout

when its still sexy, and smells like grapefruit
THIS is my FAVOURITE top nout
oh its soo good guys
and its smells like grapefruit!

Is this still sexy? no this is not still sexy.
this fragrence is OUTDATED DO NOT BUY THIS TOP NOUT
by right off the grill February 20, 2020
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Top diff

Krish Katariya.
by topdiffbykrish March 07, 2021
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Milk Tops

Akin to the well-known Muffin Top, 'Milk Tops' are the mammary equivalent. They are often observed on women wearing an underfitting brassiere.

Milk Tops are commonplace in provincial France where they are flaunted by young women to attract the attention of men. Milk Tops have a characteristic 'wobble' depending on their age and size. They are known to be highly attractive to men, especially when seen on well endowed young waitresses.
..."did you check out the Milk Tops on her?"
by TRG Guys October 22, 2012
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top duke

to shit in the top part of ones toilet
i top duke'd this toilet at a party and now the bathroom smells like shit
by leeeeeer0r0r0y October 08, 2009
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Yotter top

Hey is that Eli? I heard he has a small yotter top.
by Notoriousmac July 17, 2018
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Knob top

Man-bun participators. Very unattractive emasculating creatures
Get your hipster Knob Top friends out of here
by ShameDoe October 02, 2016
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