Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

Three skinner

Three skinner - a cannabis joint made from three rizlas stuck together to form one large king size spliff.

"hey, shall we roll a single skinner?"
"no man, let's have a proper large three skinner and get totally wasted!"

by hippy artist December 7, 2022

three bush

used to describe a female hippie who, since she doesn't shave, has three "bushes" (one around the vagina, and one in each armpit)

"My girlfriend is a three bush chick."

by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Orlando Three

A short term to refer to the three disasters that happened in Orlando in the course of 4 days, from June 10 to June 14, 2016.

After the case of the Orlando Three, I've reconsidered my retirement to Florida.

by ItalianFailure July 31, 2016

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

Three Fingers Up

You force innocent girls to go behind the respect barrier

Frank, who holds three fingers up, demanded ollie’s missus went behind the respect barrier

by SHUSHMAN101 December 30, 2022