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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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Math

A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.
Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.

Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
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math

its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.
sia: how did the math test go??
joan: it was math right? of course it was a disaster.
by siaaaa October 30, 2020
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math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.
by ass-kisser November 1, 2022
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Math

Man,i fucking hate Steve,he’s basically math
by NammoonTNT April 4, 2019
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Math

P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
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Math

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Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.
by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018
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