Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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Sleeped

To be forcefully put to sleep against one’s will

Sarah hasn’t slept enough, guess she has to be SLEEPED for proper rest

by GuineaPigStalker November 30, 2021

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no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

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SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

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