Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS)

When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.

"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"

by yoobster('') October 15, 2022

National Simp For Ryo Day

the end of every month is national simp for ryo day. where you simp for ryo all day.

“Hey it’s National Simp For Ryo Day, let’s go simp for Ryo”

“yeah!”

by freddy is cute October 17, 2022

Pepa From Encanto Simp

Its just someone whos a massive pepa simp like me :))

Yoo, that persons a pepa from encanto simp!

by Pepa Simp April 4, 2022

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

simping over 2d characters

the phase wherein you simp over fictional characters

alexa is simping over 2d characters that doesnt know she exists

by joanna !! March 21, 2021

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022