Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect
Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY
by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015
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second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
by Diamond Jack May 13, 2012
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Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.
It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.
by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020
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ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
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Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.
THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.
by chicken1013 January 18, 2023
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Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020
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second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy
Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.
by aep90 September 11, 2020
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