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Peter

Peter on the mid scale can sometime range from low to exactly mid. If he goes over mid that an issue and you need to take a xanax, or a nap. His brother is a “bisexual” but everybody knows he’s really just gay. Peter usually takes some form of steroids, for example; creatine. He somehow went from skinny abs to benching 195 pounds at 14 years old. He also has a huge fucking ass and squats 260 on a good day. Any person would tap dat ass and has been accused of being gay with the homies.
Person One: “Damn who’s ass is that”
Person Two: “oh that’s just peters
by Philipxfrankiegrande March 30, 2022
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Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans
by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024
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peter dude

A guy wearing a lacross shirt in maryland eating crab cakes
He’s cute! ‘No, he looks like a peter dude.’
by Nic lager March 10, 2018
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Peter Sutcliffe

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.
Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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Peter's brb

When your friend says hes gonna be right back... He goes afk for 4 hours.
Peter: yo man i gtg brb
Paul: Lets go... another Peter's brb
Chris: Ah nice, see ya in 4 hours m8
by Lupiinek June 15, 2021
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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.
Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass
by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023
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Peter

Sexy man. Good in bed. Big penis. Women love him
That's a gibbo moment when Peter said something un funny
by Penisman938383 November 23, 2021
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