pee

puppy eye emoji

was made cause someone didn't have 🥺

emoji on their laptop

person 1: you're so cute
person 2: *pee*

by ihatemathok August 14, 2021

Mass pee

1. Sabji’s name for sameep
2. Public restroom

What the fuck mass pee
Broo we went to the cleanest mass pee yesterday

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021

Pee

A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.

Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D

by Xx_Vista08_why August 24, 2021

Jay pee

Da modest boy ever

Jay pee ain’t no Casanova

by Prince Ofori Atta August 29, 2021

Pee Turbulence

The sound of your piss hitting the toilet and its so loud that you cant hear the person talking to you.

Dude I can't hear you, the "Pee Turbulence" is loud.

by Anubisx77 August 26, 2012

Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013