a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.
the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."
"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
by daids May 14, 2009
a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals
2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals
2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
by my name is a secret dude December 16, 2010
It's pretty much an attention starved individual stating that they're proud of being from said city, and stating so by explaining that they are legit by either knowing of an old landmark that has been torn down or may still exist or by taking part in dumb ass past times which would most definitely get you arrested, or by reminiscing about past times, or phrases that no one uses or cares to take part in.
by Benny Blue2 July 17, 2014
Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.
Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
by MotoCatfish January 30, 2007
I did this because i'm so fucking bored!
E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!
by TMOB2 June 16, 2019
Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.
The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.
The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!
by HeyRomantica October 26, 2008
To my bsf Mom thank you so much for moving here I'm so happy I met her she is so sweet thank you Ms. Gonzalez I happier then ever
by Shaniavibes December 29, 2021