selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

by Lugnut13 April 09, 2017

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Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke September 01, 2020

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Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.

I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.

by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019

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Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 13, 2015

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Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017

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