living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021

live-ery

Special "fancy-pants" garments dat you wear when scribbling in your "die-ary" each day.

Henry Jones Sr. may have cared a lot about archaeology and personal enlightenment, but I don't recall his ever bothering to don live-ery when writing/drawing in his famous Grail diary.

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

Butt live

When Rosie accidently sits on her phone and goes on Facebook live so that when she takes her phone out all her friends are watching her.

Lol, Rosie Facebook butt lived with her but again. I think she shit her pants when she saw.

by DabOfButter December 16, 2016

live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 26, 2008

Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.

How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.

by LingDanc803 August 31, 2023

Live Lacking

An expression usable by Xbox Live users meaning a gamer who doesn't currently have Xbox Live; usually resulting in angry friends.

Derrick: Why has Rick not been playing Halo 3 for the past four days with us?
Gerald: He's renting a new apartment, so he found paying for Live pointless.
Derrick: Ha, he better not be Live Lacking for long. He's ou best sniper.

by Phospheric July 07, 2009

Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary

Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 07, 2021