ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

by Modeen August 27, 2014

appin the jack

snorting apple jacks

Ninja: Im bored... u wanna snort those apple jacks with me?
Laura: Hails yeah motherfuck, appin the jack! woo woo
Ninja: Ryan, u try appin the jack!
Ryan: U arent doing it right
Laura: YOU try appin the jack!

by Laurarob April 22, 2008

Jack-in-the-box

While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.

He replies so fast, he’s like a jack-in-the-box.

by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020

Jack Davenport

The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.

To Jack Davenport.

Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....

by Kaffeh October 21, 2008

Jack Hump

When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.

I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump

by analmama June 27, 2009

Jack benson

a man with a humongous penis and balls made of solid steel

I bet that guy over there is such a jack benson

by fiddykiddler November 19, 2020