half back option

lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.

Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.

by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

Comedy Half-Life

The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.

Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me

by comickidt October 21, 2010

Half Dollas-Dollas

Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.

Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS

by peasy September 25, 2005

Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013