Futuriebant

A person who believes the future is the superior time, and is trying to go to the future in any way. These people do not care about the past, and little about the present.

John must be a futuriebant, he's so obsessed with trying to travel into the future!

by B00man February 4, 2026

futurability

The degree/level to which a unified system of thought is expected to retain legitimacy, authority, and usefulness under future scrutiny, future evidence, and future societal conditions. Futurability can be logically assessed in the present.

Person 1: How much futurability does religion even have?
Person 2: Bro, it's going to zero.

by sylvieplaths March 7, 2026

futanari

Person of any age of the intermediate gender and with intermediate/ambiguous biological sex.

Futanari.

by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025

Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.

Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR

by banditboi420 February 16, 2025

futanari

Synonym for intersexual.

Futanari.

by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025

FutureCanoe

An amazing (possible depressed) cook on YouTube that's known for his viral ramen recipes and monotone voice. Though his chicken may look radioactive at times, we all love him and what he makes.

Random Guy: Dude! FutureCanoe just uploaded a new video, and Uncle Roger reacted to it!
Random Guy 2: Awesome, no way!

by RashHD March 6, 2025

futanari

Slang for intersexual.

Futanari.

by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025