bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

by Croman February 13, 2014

bum stunting

When two men of dubious sexual orientation practice the art of homosexual sex. The fact that they are not confirmed homosexuals, means this is just a little experiment, that they can later put down to doing a bit of "stunting"
Often men who are ragrded as very tough or very cool, will indulge in some recreational bum stunting without the knowledge of any of their friends. Bum Stunting is prevelent in most male macho activities, for example, boxing, shooting, motorcycle riding, wife beating, mountain bike riding and more. It can also be used as a term when something painful happens to your rectal area.

"Wow the boys are so macho, no one would ever guess that they all go and Bum Stuntin in the sheds after practise!"

"I really have a thing for mountain bike riders from hornsby, but I am a little concerned about them as I have heard they like to practice the art of Bum Stunting"

And Finally

"Rob got thrown off his Mountian bike the other day and got smashed in the ass by his bike, I think it was trying to Bum Stunt Him..."

by Sydney Girl #1 C**T October 23, 2007

bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

bum slave

someone, usually male, that feels ensnared by ass and craves it. these people will do anything to tickle your brown eye, beware!

tom, your such a fucking bum slave!

by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

Bum Cuddle

Like SPOOONING, but much more romantical, and cute.

Cuddling somebodys bum with your front bum.

hey baby can i give you a bum cuddle?

your bum is so lush, lets do the bum cuddle

by emily wigs it right May 4, 2012

bum-chutney

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

by rockout27 July 6, 2007

Bum Muncher

somebody who likes to eat bums,
it doesnt matter what sex you are!
just go and eat a bum.

"I'm such a Bum Muncher!"

by emmko October 25, 2008