bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

by Croman February 13, 2014

bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

bum slave

someone, usually male, that feels ensnared by ass and craves it. these people will do anything to tickle your brown eye, beware!

tom, your such a fucking bum slave!

by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

stinky-bum

When one has a very stinky-bum according to mommy

When one gets up and mommy can smell your stinky-bum

by #balx November 11, 2013

social bum

Boy or Girl in school that is weird but cool at the same time. Really smart but very creepy. Has tops three friends but hangs out with all kinds of people. It can have a positive and negative connotation

Yo that Ray kid, hes a fuckin social bum- positive
What a social bum!

by ray jrg z December 9, 2008

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

Bum Cuddle

Like SPOOONING, but much more romantical, and cute.

Cuddling somebodys bum with your front bum.

hey baby can i give you a bum cuddle?

your bum is so lush, lets do the bum cuddle

by emily wigs it right May 4, 2012