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brandon

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)
SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!
by arrtgut April 2, 2022
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Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
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Brandon

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022
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Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
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a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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