august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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August 11

National son's and daughters day, national presidential joke day, global kinetic sand day, and national raspberry bombe day are on August 11!

Person 1: Ugh! I'm so bored!
Person 2: What day is it?
Person 1: August 11, why?
Person 2: Go play with your Kinetic sand while eating a raspberry bombe then!

by TogaIsTheQueen August 11, 2021

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People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!

Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.

Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.

by dqndeli December 4, 2022

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