Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

alabama cruiseship

an alabama cruiseship is when you puke and cum at the same time

Derek was feeling a bit sick at the party so he went to the bathroom and hit a quick alabama cruiseship. He's fine now.

by wafflehaus101 July 18, 2025

Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

While vigorously engaging in anal sex, you get the fecal matter inside churned up, then drop in a cup of ice chips and resume fucking the butthole, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee.

Me and the old lady were buttfucking last night and I made one helluva Alabama Mud Slushee in her ass. It ran out and got all over everywhere

by Headshok1962 April 21, 2025

Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related

"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'

by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025