gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.
by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022
Get the gingermug. Looking through a catalogue with models in see through underwear, you may spot a blonde.... "She's not a natural blonde, she's a ginger mick"
Arguing with a red head "fuck you Ginger Mick"
Arguing with a red head "fuck you Ginger Mick"
by Ginger Mick June 24, 2015
Get the ginger mickmug. by SHASTINAISHOT November 23, 2021
Get the Gingermug. "Did you see Michael Fassbender since he grew a beard?"
"Yep - I had no idea he was an undercover ginger"
"Yep - I had no idea he was an undercover ginger"
by Keemer December 13, 2012
Get the Undercover Gingermug. by JosieGinger March 11, 2014
Get the Ginger Jagmug. by Hentai Reviewer October 1, 2019
Get the Gingermug. 