February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

second strongest military in the world

a joke

who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!

by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025

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Why did you search this it is not even a word
The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb

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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

Second Cup

A proudly Canadian coffee chain owned by Foodtastic that serves up some of the best coffee across Canada.

"I'm down for an egg nog latte"
"Heading down to Second Cup as we speak"

by chrisie83 November 24, 2021

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023