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Post Oak Middle School

Post Oak Middle School, a school in Spotsylvania Virginia where kids think you can get high off of snorting pixie sticks. Kids that go to Post Oak probably won't graduate and a majority of them have been held back multiple years. Ever wonder why the 6th grade boys have fully grown facial hair? Well now you know. Some of them are older then the 8th graders. Kids at this school are so stupid that they can't even pass a test when they're using a study guide with the exact questions and answers that are on the test. Occasionally, a 6th grader may arrive with a small bit of intelligence, but this is soon corrupted by the smell of e-cigarettes when entering the bathroom. The school tries to talk about how they're one of the best schools in the county when really they came in 6th place overall. 6th place out of 7? 6th place in what? If you're about to go to Post Oak Middle School, I wish you luck in your next 3 (or 5) years in hell.
"Why does your kid always keep an entire bag of pixie sticks with him?"

"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"
by failing chem March 10, 2022
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River Trail Middle School

Most of the kids are white trying to act black anytime somebody who isn’t black is heard saying the ‘N word’ every black person (me) gets triggered everybody wants to date in 6th grade. And all the white kids are racist except the Italian whites.
older friend : what school do you go to
Me: River Trail Middle School

older friend: *lmaoing there a...s...s off*
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Samuel Slater Middle School

A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽
Friend: Hey what school you go to
Me: Samuel Slater Middle School
Friend: Damn that’s tufff
by slaterkid—101 December 1, 2019
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Pacific Cascade Middle School

Pacific Cascade Middle School (PCMS) is a school known to be full of feminist teachers that will write you up if you say anything even slightly offensive about women. If you were to say "Women are on the same level as men" you would get written up.
"Pacific Cascade Middle School is full of hoes"
by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019
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South Forsyth Middle School

Most of the people here are assholes with a future of working at McDonalds. Homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, trump supporting assholes. The middle of Northern Georgia.
Hey you go to South Forsyth Middle School?
Yes, everyone there is racist af
by some.gay.kid May 24, 2022
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E.T. Booth Middle School

The feeder school for Etowah High School is full of silver spooned white kids that think that they are “vape gods”. The administration is strict as **** and the teachers think that they are above everyone else. Some teachers like girls and others like to look into people’s mouths. The school is relatively new but it looks like a dumpster fire from the inside. Most kids here wish they could just leave and go to Ace academy which most of them will because they think they are “cool” because they smoke weed.
Your such an E.T. Booth Middle School
by I hate middle school May 21, 2019
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White lake middle school

Full of trouble makers and kids who vape has too many hoes and the teachers are mean especially the principle small school And it looks like a elementary.
by Pickbitsoop October 1, 2020
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