Sickly Syndrome

Sickly Syndrome is the situation where the affected (often a tall person) refuses to be kicked in the shins and/or have them torn off and be given to a shorter person, and, in the case of this event, proceeds to make an attempt to throw the said short person/people kicking them. They then proceed to try and drink water after their screaming, choking on it. Their throat is then quite possibly murdered by said attempt to drink water, and, in a both frenzy and panic, they begin typing phrases with foreign keyboards, one example being '№.'

She seems to have developed a case of Sickly Syndrome on National Kick a Tall Person Day.

Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .

by a mochi October 25, 2020

Belmar Syndrome

When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher

Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome

by RoJoPotus March 22, 2019

Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.

"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"

by universeguyd August 4, 2014

Abba Syndrome

Innocent people looking up to false personalities and end up getting used to feed the narcism of such personalities by means of manipulation.

He has abba syndrome, he's his bitch now

by Emayan July 19, 2019

despacito syndrome

When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.

I got a despacito syndrome with this song...

by lscwithL October 20, 2017

no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt

That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome

by sick cuntt July 2, 2014

euphoria syndrome

watching the show ‘euphoria’ and thinking that instability and drug use is fun and quirky. convincing yourself that you are an addict.

‘yo i think im coming down with a case of euphoria syndrome, i was falling over this morning after i took my antidepressant’
‘yeah me too, after the new episode i got fucked up on my vitamins’

by gaysexwithyourmom January 10, 2022