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Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.
by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022
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Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit
Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing
by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 1, 2023
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flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team
the flying purple tacos won all of their games.
by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013
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Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!
by PurpleHippoGang January 23, 2019
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Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.
Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023
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