Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024
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to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
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Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.
Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.
by kitsunen March 3, 2025
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Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.
"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
by JTL07 June 11, 2023
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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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