Rock Paper Scissors

A game I play with my relfection every day.

Rock paper scissors... yes I win!11!

by Lonely, July 24, 2022

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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

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Paper

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.

Paper would be better made of keef.

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

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Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016

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Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

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paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

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