Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Noodles

A neck.

Dem noodles doe.

by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 24, 2008

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018